OneAndOneIs2

There's a Dilbert strip where Dogbert accepts a contract on Dilbert. He demands payment, although Dilbert isn't dead, because the contract only stipulates that he show that Dilbert "has no life"

If anyone wants me killed, use this argument to save yourself a lot of work.

I was looking through my finances and was feeling mildly disgruntled that, what with Christmas and my wild, extravagant spending, I didn't have enough left over to be worth moving some money into my savings account this month.

Then I thought "I'm an unemployed student living entirely off his grant money and I'm annoyed that I might wind up finishing the year only a little bit wealthier than I was when I started it?" and suddenly it didn't seem so bad...