OneAndOneIs2

Lightsabers clashed and locked together, solid red light pushing against green in a battle for supremacy. Darth Vader stared past the glowing blades into Luke's face, and smiled beneath his mask.

"Luke," he said, "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Enraged by the taunt, Luke found new strength and shoved, forcing Vader's blade away from him. "Liar!" he cried.

"Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!" Vader returned, swinging his blade in an overhand attack.

"It's not true," Luke protested feebly as he barely parried the assault. "How could you possibly know that??"

"You don't know the power of the Dark Side," sneered Vader. "I felt your presents!"

I was intending to write an actual blog post following the above lame joke, but I've completely forgotten what it was. It'll come to me..