OneAndOneIs2

You know that auto-complete thing when you start typing a search into the Firefox Google search bar?

Well, if you type in the beginning of a common phrase, followed by a single letter, you get some highly entertaining suggestions for things people have apparently searched for often enough for Google to think you might be after it too...

For instance, I like to...
I like to ate ate ate apples and bananas
I like to blow trees
I like to check you for ticks
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks
I like to fart in the tub
I like to go swimming with bow legged women
I like to hold my pee
I like to I like ing
I like to jump
I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak
I like to look for rainbows
I like to make werewolf movies
(Nothing for n)
I like to organize
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt
(Nothing for q)
I like to rise when the sun she rises
I like to see it lap the miles
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger
(Nothing for u-z)

The last one is possibly my favourite :o)